Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Losing it at the cubicles


They say that revenge is a dish best served cold.

But seriously, killing no, MAIMING a particular person now would be OH so beautiful.

I don't condone violence.
Unless I inflict it.
And that's usually ok because I am a nice person.

And if I wanna cause grevious bodily harm to a person you can be assured that all I am doing is ridding the world of evil.

So its all ok.

The only problem is how to hide the body. The bitch is cow.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Roadtrip

We just got back from a short trip to Penang to visit the matriarch of the clan. After the scare she gave everyone last week, she is looking and feeling much better now. The moment she gets fussy about dinner, its a sure sign that she is bouncing back. A Penangite through and through who is uncompromising when it comes to food, even in the aftermath of a stroke.

My grandma looks like she belongs in X-Men, no? As Prof Xavier's um, ok, maybe not protégé, but say, first generation mutant grand aunt? With the power to recite any 4 nombor ekor without consulting the nombor ekor almanac.
Cool or what? Her hair will give Storm a run for her money.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Yang Arif?

The Malaysian judiciary is in the spotlight again. Well and Good. The Malaysian Bar website has the lot. Shocking to the nation as the allegations are, most lawyers will tell you that its just a day in the life of an officer of the court. Zaid Ibrahim's comment that "I can't say that I am surprised (with the latest allegation) as there have been such stories in the past." is actually accurate.

After the VK Lingam issue, calls for commissions of enquiry have become standard operating procedure. Failing which a Royal Commission will be the next recourse. The government has rejected calls for this claiming that reforms will be conducted, hence investigations are not necessary. But are reforms now too little, too late.

Between executive interference, professional misconduct, cowardice and apathy, its a no brainer that little confidence is left in the judiciary.

I still remember Dr Bryn Perrins' words during our first week of law school. "Banish all thoughts of justice when it comes to the practice of the law." And here is proof.

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Why so Serious?

As more superheroes develop an affinity for PR agents and the bright lights of Hollywood, the best of DC and Marvel now come before us.

And all for a very affordable price of RM10 per cinema ticket.

We had Spiderman 3 last year, together with Ghost Rider and Fantastic Four. Iron man started off this year.

But what I am waiting with oh so bated breath is, of course, Batman. Scratch that. I am waiting to see Joker. Heath Ledger's Joker.

He looks awfully devious. Awfully deranged. Awfully good.

Yup, my kinda guy. You can keep Christian Bale and the debonair Bruce Wayne. Gimme the guy with bad lipstick. Its a pity about Heath Ledger. I admire his versatility and talent. The movies isn't even out and already his Joker has outshined the hero.

The trailers are simply awesome. Watch it here

And it will also be available in IMAX. WooHoo

Engrish right here

More on attire.

Found a listing on ebay Malaysia for an Armish Bikini.
If the Amish are turning militant or going for a very liberal swim, I wanna see it.

Turned out to be a bikini with a camouflage design. Hehe. I bet the seller is clueless.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Keropok Lekor Part 2

Honestly people, I am not sure how many parts this will have. See previous entry on keropok lekor for the full extent of my fascination.

I am on a quest for the best lekor in KL. Don't ask me to go to Terengganu ok. That is not an option at present.

I must agree with the disgruntled
lekor enthusiast who wrote that piece to the papers lamenting the rubbish that is being passed off as lekor here.

There is this stall near my house that claims to sell lekor. But it is so pale that one tends to wonder if the only fish that went into it was an ikan bilis.

The authentic fare is brownish grey but the ones sold looked (and tasted) more like vegetable crackers. I was deflated. E
ven at RM1 for 5 pieces, its no bargain.

Nevermind. When I went to Pertama Complex, there was one stall that specializes in deep fried bananas, tapioca and yes, the keropok lekor losong. All things dripping in oil and oh so unhealthy. Yum.

All I can say is that it smelt like keropok lekor. It even looked like keropok lekor. But it tasted like char kui perisa ikan ( fish flavoured eu char koay in other words.) It was so hollow inside.

It did not have that satisfying chewy goodness that defines a losong.
Hence the quest continues.

Chariot O Chariot

There has been no updates for the past 2 weeks mainly because I have been up to my eyeballs in work, both office and personal. Freelancing as a translator means that my weekends are not mine anymore. Whoring my weekends away to afford hair colour is so wrong but feels so right.

Its been a very productive 2 weeks but also a harried one. A holiday right about now would be wonderful. But with the price of fuel going up, what else can we expect but everything else to promptly follow suit. Except our salaries of course.


Looks like I will not be getting my car anytime soon. Would it be cheaper to raise a horse? I would name it Hidalgo but that's the name of Biman's car, so no go.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Perak Putri to use cyberspace and colours to woo youth

IPOH: Using cool colours and the cyberspace –that is how Perak Puteri Umno wants to win over youth to regain the state from Pakatan Rakyat in the next general election.

Its chief Dr Wan Norashikin Wan Noordin said the movement was looking into various changes it needed to adopt to woo young voters in Perak.

“One distinct change is the use of colours. Hence, the black colour and shocking pink,” she said Saturday at the first series of Puteri’s 2013 mission to capture the hearts and minds of voters.

The colours would be used on the wing’s banners and certain clothing like t-shirts.

“We are also using blogs and Facebook to reach out to the youngsters,” she said.The movement’s blog is www.pu3perak.blogspot.com.

The wing had to change to stay relevant with youth in view of the recent political scenario while continuing its “conventional” programmes, she said.

The first series was a closed-door talk entitled “The Terengganu Experience” given by Terengganu Umno chief Datuk Seri Idris Jusoh.

Dr Wan Norashikin, who is also Kampung Gajah state assemblyman, explained black was considered a “cool” colour among the younger generation.

Mlle Monster say

Unless the youths they are refering to are 12 year olds, i fail to see how 'cool' colours can take the place of issues when it comes to being relevant. I am sure Putri Umno can't possibly see things in such a simplistic way. Well I hope so.

Sometimes I wonder if the papers are being wry in reporting silly news like this. The eye rolling is almost palpable.

A seal with a mane of gold

I just did my hair. I asked Alice to touch up my highlights and only upon returning home did i realise that its not the same amber streaks I have grown to love, its BLOND. 

This is sweet karma. I swear I will never  make fun of the Jinjang ah lians ever again. 

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Eskimo parkas for school?

This gets my vote for the most ludicrous press statement this year.
I love Marina Mahathir's quote, "If we need more proof that our education system is producing intellectual midgets, this is it."

The Star Thursday May 22, 2008

School Uniform Sexy, says group

KUALA LUMPUR: A Malaysian group condemned the uniform worn by girls at government schools, saying it encouraged rape and pre-marital sex.

“The white blouse is too transparent for girls and it becomes a source of attraction,” National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia vice-president Munirah Bahari said in a statement.

“It becomes a distraction to men, who are drawn to it, whether or not they like looking at it,” she said, calling for a review of uniform policy so that it did not violate Islamic ideals.

In multicultural Malaysia, home to majority-Muslim Malays as well as ethnic Chinese and Indians, female students at government schools have a choice of wearing a white blouse with a knee-length skirt or pinafore.

They may also wear a “baju kurung” and a headscarf is optional for Malay students.

Munirah said that “covering up” according to Islamic precepts was important to fend off social ills, including “rape, sexual harassment and even premarital sex.”

“This leads to babies born out of wedlock and, to an extent, even prostitution,” she said.

“Decent clothes which are not revealing can prevent and protect women from any untoward situations,” she said, suggesting that girls wear a blouse of a different colour or with an undergarment.

However, the girls themselves also came in for criticism, with the association saying that some used the white blouse to lure men.

“This is the source of the problem, where we can see that schoolgirls themselves are capable of using this to attract men to them,” Munirah said.

“This could see them getting molested, having premarital sex and all sorts of things.” – AFP

Mlle Monster says:
I am not sure if i am more mortified by the fact that this was a statement by a educated person or that it was made by a woman.

So its our school uniforms now that tip men over the edge and make them act like brutes unable to contain their excited libidos. So its our school girls' fault for wearing white cotton shirts, blue pinafores OVER it and long baju kurungs that they become victims of sexual crimes.

Not only is this an insult to women, but also to men to be regarded as having so little respect and decency that the mere shadow of a bra strap under a uniform would turn them into sickos that prey on kids.

This is so wrong on so many levels.